Three dates for Halloween week, no sitter and no party

Halloween week is loud. Costumes, class parties, somebody crying over a missing glove at 7:40 in the morning. These three happen once the house goes quiet with nothing to buy but one pumpkin.

Pick one. Do not do all three.

1. The Second Pumpkin

Category: Make · 30 minutes · after bedtime · under $5

One pumpkin that is only yours, carved at the kitchen table after everyone else's are done.

You need: one small pumpkin, bought with the others. A paper grocery bag. One sharp knife, one spoon, one tea light.

  • Split the grocery bag open across the table. One pumpkin, one knife, one spoon between you.

  • One of you draws the face. The other carves it. No discussing the design first.

  • Scoop together. It is the part that takes longest and the only part worth talking through.

  • Tea light in, kitchen light off.

  • Ask: what were you scared of at twelve that makes you laugh now?

2. Three Sentences Each

Category: Story · 20 minutes · after bedtime · free

Build one scary story together, a sentence at a time, in a whisper.

You need: one phone with a flashlight. The other phone goes in a drawer in another room.

  • Every light off. Sit on the floor, close enough that whispering works.

  • Whoever holds the flashlight says one sentence of a scary story, then passes the light.

  • Three sentences each, six total. The one rule: the story has to happen in this house.

  • Do it once more, with the other person starting.

  • Ask: which room in this house do you still not like at night?

3. Next Year's Costume

Category: Play · 20 minutes · after bedtime · free

Plan next year's couples costume from what is already in the closet.

You need: two sheets of paper, two pens.

  • Separately, write down three couples costumes you could make from things already in the house.

  • Trade lists. Each of you crosses one off the other's.

  • Argue for the four that survive. Pick one.

  • Write it somewhere you will find it next October.

  • Ask: what costume did you want as a kid and never get?

And the one for the day after

The best Halloween date in the house happens on Sunday, November 1, while the candy is still a mountain on the living room floor. It lands in the newsletter that evening at 5:00pm, along with one new at-home date every Sunday after it.

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